names.lua

function add_names()
    global.biter_names = {
        "George",
        "Sue",
        "Mary",
        "Bob",
        "Cho",
        "Lee",
        "Henry",
        "Alice",
        "Amanda",
        "Tyler",
        "Kyle",
        "Sam",
        "Greg",
        "Varik",
        "Liz",
        "Lauren",
        "Eve",
        "Cathy",
        "Hao",
        "Indy",
        "Buster",
        "Buddy",
        "Chomps",
        "EmilyFlambe",
        "Nilaus",
        "Nefrums",
        "AntiElitz",
        "NotExfret",
        "Killer",
        "NomNoms",
        "Hungerz",
        "Taylor",
        "Bill",
        "Chad",
        "Carson",
        "Olivia",
        "_CodeGreen",
        "Periklis",
        "Jazlene",
        "Noah",
        "Liam",
        "Emerald",
        "Ruby",
        "Ymir",
        "Meow",
        "Aria",
        "Katrina",
        "Scott",
        "Mr. Bitter",
        "Johny",
        "Tommy",
        "Mrs. Bitter",
        "Bitter Jr.",
        "Bitey",
        "Ipsum Lorem",
        "Bob Ross",
        "Kid",
        "Alien",
        "Unit",
        "Amelia",
        "John Smith",
        "Charlotte",
        "Amy",
        "Rose",
        "Daisy",
        "Bubbles",
        "Ava",
        "Asher",
        "Isaiah",
        "Juan",
        "Maria",
        "Julio",
        "Ivy",
        "Ella",
        "Eli",
        "Nathan",
        "Random",
        "nullptr",
        "Megan",
        "Cueball",
        "Rex",
        "Ale",
        "Good Boi",
        "Soto",
        "I Hungerz",
        "Bug",
        "Zoe",
        "Kehlani",
        "Iris",
        "Chase",
        "Jacob",
        "Caroline",
        "Beau",
        "Claire",
        "Vivian",
        "Mr. Spitz",
        "Drop Tables",
        "Bud",
        "Coronavirus",
        "Derpy",
        "DinnerBone",
        "SoonToBeDead",
        "Lizzy",
        "Wavetrex",
        "Brevven",
        "Citizen 1",
        "Citizen 2",
        "Citizen 4",
        "GGs",
        "Klonan",
        "Kovarex",
        "Factorio",
        "Scorpion",
        "DoshDoshington",
        "Comkat",
        "1000x tech cost",
        "Earendel",
        "Pupper",
        "Doggo",
        "Bork",
        "Garath",
        "Max",
        "Minnie",
        "Mac",
        "Wilt",
        "King",
        "Prince",
        "Loki",
        "Chen",
        "Michelle",
        "Jenny",
        "Forest",
        "Bilka",
        "Fred Rogers",
        "Dasher",
        "Rudolph",
        "Raiguard",
        "Bobingabout",
        "TravisSucks",
        "Demi Lovato",
        "[item=iron-plate]",
        "quirky",
        "[item=pistol]",
        "[item=artillery-wagon-cannon]",
        "[item=submachine-gun]",
        "Sparticus",
        "Monty Python",
        "Majesty",
        "Mae",
        "Smith",
        "Tao",
        "Buddha",
        "Jesus",
        "Obama",
        "boskid",
        "Erythion",
        "Rseding",
        "Loren",
        "mikelat",
        "damzl",
        "alcari",
        "friendcalledfive",
        "Moridrex",
        "GT:NH",
        "\"Quotes\"",
        "Biter no. 457098q709827092457",
        ":)",
        "Fourier Transform",
        "Galous",
        "Everiste",
        "Abel",
        "Tony",
        "SquidCoder",
        "Michal",
        "Tomas",
        "Albert",
        "Twinsen",
        "Robert",
        "Nick",
        "Wube",
        "Person",
        "Batman",
        "Ken",
        "Scoob",
        "Nemesis",
        "SPM",
        "The factory must grow",
        "r/factoriohno",
        "Abby",
        "Mike",
        "Pyanodon",
        "Demi",
        "Dominus_Pullum",
        "FatalOwl",
        "SkyeOfBreeze",
        "Brad",
        "Bradley",
        "Ronald",
        "Harry",
        "Hermione",
        "PokTux",
        "Pikachu",
        "Pikachu2",
        "Vaporeon",
        "Steve",
        "Elon Musk",
        "Fermat",
        "Nova",
        "Isabelle",
        "Foxabilo",
        "Carl Sagan",
        "sassxolotl",
        "Cobai"
    }

    global.biter_name_pronouns = {
        ["George"] = "male",
        ["Sue"] = "female",
        ["Mary"] = "female",
        ["Bob"] = "male",
        ["Cho"] = "male",
        ["Lee"] = "male",
        ["Henry"] = "male",
        ["Alice"] = "female",
        ["Amanda"] = "female",
        ["Tyler"] = "either",
        ["Kyle"] = "male",
        ["Sam"] = "male",
        ["Greg"] = "male",
        ["Varik"] = "male",
        ["Liz"] = "female",
        ["Lauren"] = "female",
        ["Eve"] = "female",
        ["Cathy"] = "female",
        ["Hao"] = "male",
        ["Indy"] = "either",
        ["Buster"] = "male",
        ["Buddy"] = "male",
        ["Chomps"] = "either",
        ["EmilyFlambe"] = "female",
        ["Nilaus"] = "male",
        ["Nefrums"] = "male",
        ["AntiElitz"] = "male",
        ["NotExfret"] = "male",
        ["Killer"] = "either",
        ["NomNoms"] = "either",
        ["Hungerz"] = "either",
        ["Taylor"] = "either",
        ["Bill"] = "male",
        ["Chad"] = "male",
        ["Carson"] = "male",
        ["Olivia"] = "female",
        ["_CodeGreen"] = "male",
        ["Periklis"] = "male",
        ["Jazlene"] = "female",
        ["Noah"] = "male",
        ["Liam"] = "male",
        ["Emerald"] = "female",
        ["Ruby"] = "female",
        ["Ymir"] = "either",
        ["Meow"] = "either",
        ["Aria"] = "female",
        ["Katrina"] = "female",
        ["Scott"] = "female",
        ["Mr. Bitter"] = "male",
        ["Johny"] = "male",
        ["Tommy"] = "male",
        ["Mrs. Bitter"] = "female",
        ["Bitter Jr."] = "male",
        ["Bitey"] = "either",
        ["Ipsum Lorem"] = "either",
        ["Bob Ross"] = "male",
        ["Kid"] = "either",
        ["Alien"] = "their",
        ["Unit"] = "their",
        ["Amelia"] = "female",
        ["John Smith"] = "male",
        ["Charlotte"] = "female",
        ["Amy"] = "female",
        ["Rose"] = "female",
        ["Daisy"] = "female",
        ["Bubbles"] = "female",
        ["Ava"] = "female",
        ["Asher"] = "their",
        ["Isaiah"] = "male",
        ["Juan"] = "male",
        ["Maria"] = "female",
        ["Julio"] = "male",
        ["Ivy"] = "female",
        ["Ella"] = "female",
        ["Eli"] = "male",
        ["Nathan"] = "male",
        ["Random"] = "their",
        ["nullptr"] = "their",
        ["Megan"] = "their",
        ["Cueball"] = "male",
        ["Rex"] = "male",
        ["Ale"] = "either",
        ["Good Boi"] = "male",
        ["Soto"] = "male",
        ["I Hungerz"] = "either",
        ["Bug"] = "their",
        ["Zoe"] = "female",
        ["Kehlani"] = "male",
        ["Iris"] = "female",
        ["Chase"] = "male",
        ["Jacob"] = "male",
        ["Caroline"] = "female",
        ["Beau"] = "male",
        ["Claire"] = "female",
        ["Vivian"] = "female",
        ["Mr. Spitz"] = "male",
        ["Drop Tables"] = "male",
        ["Bud"] = "male",
        ["Coronavirus"] = "their",
        ["Derpy"] = "female",
        ["DinnerBone"] = "male",
        ["SoonToBeDead"] = "either",
        ["Lizzy"] = "female",
        ["Wavetrex"] = "male",
        ["Brevven"] = "male",
        ["Citizen 1"] = "either",
        ["Citizen 2"] = "either",
        ["Citizen 4"] = "either",
        ["GGs"] = "either",
        ["Klonan"] = "male",
        ["Kovarex"] = "male",
        ["Factorio"] = "their",
        ["Scorpion"] = "either",
        ["DoshDoshington"] = "male",
        ["Comkat"] = "male",
        ["1000x tech cost"] = "their",
        ["Earendel"] = "male",
        ["Pupper"] = "either",
        ["Doggo"] = "either",
        ["Bork"] = "either",
        ["Garath"] = "male",
        ["Max"] = "male",
        ["Minnie"] = "female",
        ["Mac"] = "male",
        ["Wilt"] = "female",
        ["King"] = "male",
        ["Prince"] = "male",
        ["Loki"] = "male",
        ["Chen"] = "female",
        ["Michelle"] = "female",
        ["Jenny"] = "female",
        ["Forest"] = "male",
        ["Bilka"] = "male",
        ["Fred Rogers"] = "male",
        ["Dasher"] = "male",
        ["Rudolph"] = "male",
        ["Raiguard"] = "male",
        ["Bobingabout"] = "male",
        ["TravisSucks"] = "male",
        ["Demi Lovato"] = "female",
        ["[item=iron-plate]"] = "their",
        ["quirky"] = "either",
        ["[item=pistol]"] = "their",
        ["[item=artillery-wagon-cannon]"] = "their",
        ["[item=submachine-gun]"] = "their",
        ["Sparticus"] = "male",
        ["Monty Python"] = "male",
        ["Majesty"] = "female",
        ["Mae"] = "female",
        ["Smith"] = "male",
        ["Tao"] = "male",
        ["Buddha"] = "male",
        ["Jesus"] = "male",
        ["Obama"] = "male",
        ["boskid"] = "male",
        ["Erythion"] = "male",
        ["Rseding"] = "male",
        ["Loren"] = "male",
        ["mikelat"] = "male",
        ["damzl"] = "female",
        ["alcari"] = "male",
        ["friendcalledfive"] = "male",
        ["Moridrex"] = "male",
        ["GT:NH"] = "their",
        ["\"Quotes\""] = "either",
        ["Biter no. 457098q709827092457"] = "either",
        [":)"] = "either",
        ["Fourier Transform"] = "their",
        ["Galous"] = "male",
        ["Everiste"] = "male",
        ["Abel"] = "male",
        ["Tony"] = "male",
        ["SquidCoder"] = "male",
        ["Michal"] = "male",
        ["Tomas"] = "male",
        ["Albert"] = "male",
        ["Twinsen"] = "male",
        ["Robert"] = "male",
        ["Nick"] = "male",
        ["Wube"] = "female",
        ["Person"] = "either",
        ["Batman"] = "male",
        ["Ken"] = "male",
        ["Scoob"] = "male",
        ["Nemesis"] = "either",
        ["SPM"] = "their",
        ["The factory must grow"] = "either",
        ["r/factoriohno"] = "their",
        ["Abby"] = "female",
        ["Mike"] = "male",
        ["Pyanodon"] = "male",
        ["Demi"] = "female",
        ["Dominus_Pullum"] = "male",
        ["FatalOwl"] = "male",
        ["SkyeOfBreeze"] = "female",
        ["Brad"] = "male",
        ["Bradley"] = "male",
        ["Ronald"] = "male",
        ["Harry"] = "male",
        ["Hermione"] = "female",
        ["PokTux"] = "male",
        ["Pikachu"] = "male",
        ["Pikachu2"] = "male",
        ["Vaporeon"] = "female",
        ["Steve"] = "male",
        ["Elon Musk"] = "male",
        ["Fermat"] = "male",
        ["Nova"] = "male",
        ["Isabelle"] = "female",
        ["Foxabilo"] = "male",
        ["Carl Sagan"] = "male",
        ["sassxolotl"] = "male",
        ["Cobai"] = "male"
    }

    global.biter_memoirs = {
        "was the only one to take the trash out back at base.",
        "had a kid who wanted to be an engineer one day.",
        "was hoping to run off with PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE lover in an expansion party tomorrow.",
        "will never see PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE pet dog again.",
        "was making an overhaul mod that will never see the light of day.",
        "had hopes and dreams that PRONOUN_SUBJECT will never achieve.",
        "was on the brink of a scientific discovery.",
        "will be remembered for PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE long career in nest creep management.",
        "was actually low-key a dick, but also felt deeply alone.",
        "forgives you.",
        "wishes you were playing on peaceful mode so that it didn't have to be this way.",
        "is sorry to burden you with this chat message.",
        "was saving up money to buy factorio themselves.",
        "told mom that it would just be a second to do the raid and then PRONOUN_SUBJECT would be back.",
        "had medical problems from the pollution.",
        "wanted to be a pacifist but was conscripted into the biter attack group.",
        "screamed as PRONOUN_SUBJECT met a painful death.",
        "wishes there was a heaven for biters and not just a void of nothingness.",
        "just wanted to visit the rocket crash site as a tourist.",
        "was the last of a long line of silversmiths.",
        "used to be happy since PRONOUN_SUBJECT just made friends with a worm back at base.",
        "sorta wanted to die anyways, just not like this.",
        "loved to take the crust off the bread before eating PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE PB & J's.",
        "liked to listen to classical music.",
        "was going to get married tomorrow.",
        "wants you to tell the biters back at base that they are loved.",
        "is understanding about your mistakes in life.",
        "just wanted to chat.",
        "wants you to know that you're loved, even if PRONOUN_SUBJECT aren't.",
        "had a pet cat named Aria.",
        "was writing a novel that will never be published.",
        "forgot to take PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE dog for a walk and was planning to do it when PRONOUN_SUBJECT got back.",
        "was wondering when you'd stop playing... when the pain would end...",
        "doesn't wish this upon you even though you wished it upon them.",
        "thinks of PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE pet hamster back at base in PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE final moments.",
        "was vice president of the 'Charity for Free Biter Housing', which helped biters in unfortunate circumstances find a home.",
        "left a secret love card for a worm back at base.",
        "was looking forward to Christmas.",
        "was about to finish a 50 hour work week and buy a house.",
        "will never finish PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE model train set.",
        "was going to visit PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE grandma this weekend.",
        "was trying PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE best.",
        "is disappointed in you, just like your parents.",
        "wonders who will take care of PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE parrot now that PRONOUN_SUBJECT are gone.",
        "rehabilitated stray kittens.",
        "was the proud owner of a pet goat named bailey.",
        "thinks of PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE wife, Anna in PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE dying moments... How will she explain this to the kids?",
        "wonders if you know that you too are a biter beneath all that armor.",
        "holds PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE friend's hand as PRONOUN_SUBJECT passes away.",
        "was helping exfret out with the biter memoirs mod before PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE untimely doom.",
        "is behind you.",
        "had as PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE only hope in the world to become your pet biter, curled up next to the warmth of an assembler.",
        "regrets not being able to compliment your beautiful eyes before PRONOUN_SUBJECT passed.",
        "doesn't report to PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE job next day; no one notices.",
        "was still on hold with the power company about a metering problem when they left this world.",
        "was just trying to provide for PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE 9 children.",
        "was looking forward to PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE birthday party tonight.",
        "wanted to be a comedian, but now they can only be a corpse.",
        "had a cheesecake in the fridge for later.",
        "was a wonderful person who was kind to people and animals.",
        "had just had leg surgery and was able to walk for the first time in months.",
        "was recently elected mayor of their nest.",
        "was excited to watch the finale of PRONOUN_POSSESSIVE favorite tv show today.",
        "wonders if you realize that you're a monster.",
        "was martyred.",
        "tried their best and was found wanting.",
        "is in Valhalla tonight for dinner... as the main course.",
        "failed to reclaim their former glory.",
        "dreamed of being a hero as a kid."
    }

    global.biter_memoirs_special = {
        ["EmilyFlambe"] = "Emily Flambe was streaming the final episode of her space exploration run when she was ruthlessly murdered.",
        ["Nefrums"] = "Nefrums was just about to be the first one to beat factorio singleplayer in under an hour.",
        ["Nilaus"] = "Nilaus had just discovered a critical error in one of his 'base in a book' blueprints, but now no one will ever know what it was.",
        ["Fermat"] = "Fermat was finally writing down the proof to his famous theorem; now it will forever be left in the margins.",
        ["Scoob"] = "Scoob will never eat another snack again.",
        ["friendcalledfive"] = "friendcalledfive almost reached his millionth rocket launch.",
        ["Factorio"] = "Factorio was just about to go on sale when you killed them.",
        ["Good Boi"] = "Good Boi is no longer a good boi.",
        ["Pikachu"] = "Pikachu was returning home when you killed him.",
        ["Pikachu2"] = "Pikachu2 was returning home when you killed him.",
        ["Varik"] = "Varik woofs one last time.",
        ["Asher"] = "Asher was reborn amongst the stars",
        ["DoshDoshington"] = "DoshDoshington had actually been secretly making a Pyanodons video, it will now never be released.",
        ["Elon Musk"] = "Elon Musk had just come up with a funny tweet that would finally make everyone like him.",
        ["Carl Sagan"] = "Carl Sagan was a pioneer in the field of exobiology and would often speculate with his friends about how aliens might communicate.",
        ["sassxolotl"] = "sassxolotl is appreciative of his long life; most other engineers are more efficient and would have killed him sooner.",
        ["Cobai"] = "Cobai was about to announce the next Massive Multiplayer Event."
    }
end