diff --git a/build/scripts/commands/general.js b/build/scripts/commands/general.js
index 20b9d50a..cbf9b15f 100644
--- a/build/scripts/commands/general.js
+++ b/build/scripts/commands/general.js
@@ -1293,5 +1293,54 @@ exports.commands = (0, commands_1.commandList)(__assign(__assign({ about: {
                 });
             });
         }
+    }, report: {
+        args: ["target:player"],
+        description: 'Report a player to staff with a selected reason.',
+        perm: commands_1.Perm.chat,
+        requirements: function (_a) {
+            var sender = _a.sender;
+            return sender.hasPerm("trusted") ? [commands_1.Req.cooldown(5000)] : [commands_1.Req.cooldown(funcs_1.Duration.minutes(2))];
+        },
+        handler: function (_a) {
+            return __awaiter(this, arguments, void 0, function (_b) {
+                var reasons, reason, message;
+                var target = _b.args.target, sender = _b.sender, outputSuccess = _b.outputSuccess, outputFail = _b.outputFail, f = _b.f;
+                return __generator(this, function (_c) {
+                    switch (_c.label) {
+                        case 0:
+                            if (target === sender)
+                                (0, commands_1.fail)('You cannot report yourself.');
+                            if (target.ranksAtLeast("manager"))
+                                (0, commands_1.fail)("This user cannot be reported in-game.");
+                            reasons = [
+                                'Griefing',
+                                'False votekick',
+                                'Harassment',
+                                'Inappropriate content',
+                                'Spam',
+                                'Other', //TODO: use the text input menu
+                            ];
+                            if (target.hasPerm("mod"))
+                                reasons.push('Admin Abuse');
+                            if (config_1.Gamemode.sandbox())
+                                reasons.push("Lag machine");
+                            return [4 /*yield*/, menus_1.Menu.menu('Report Reason', "Select a reason for reporting ".concat(target.name), reasons, sender, { includeCancel: true })];
+                        case 1:
+                            reason = _c.sent();
+                            return [4 /*yield*/, menus_1.Menu.confirm(sender, "Are you sure you want to report player ".concat(target.cleanedName, "? This action will notify staff members."))];
+                        case 2:
+                            _c.sent();
+                            message = (0, funcs_1.escapeTextDiscord)("[In-game report] Server: ".concat(config_1.Gamemode.name(), "\nIssuer: ").concat(sender.cleanedName, "\nTarget: ").concat(target.cleanedName).concat(target.hasPerm("mod") ? ' (Admin)' : '', "\nReason: ").concat(reason, "\n").concat(config_1.text.reportsPing));
+                            api.sendStaffMessage(message, sender.name, function (sent) {
+                                if (sent)
+                                    outputSuccess(f(templateObject_25 || (templateObject_25 = __makeTemplateObject(["Report sent to staff: ", " for \"", "\"."], ["Report sent to staff: ", " for \"", "\"."])), target.name, reason));
+                                else
+                                    outputFail('Failed to send report to staff. Please try again later.');
+                            });
+                            return [2 /*return*/];
+                    }
+                });
+            });
+        },
     } }));
-var templateObject_1, templateObject_2, templateObject_3, templateObject_4, templateObject_5, templateObject_6, templateObject_7, templateObject_8, templateObject_9, templateObject_10, templateObject_11, templateObject_12, templateObject_13, templateObject_14, templateObject_15, templateObject_16, templateObject_17, templateObject_18, templateObject_19, templateObject_20, templateObject_21, templateObject_22, templateObject_23, templateObject_24;
+var templateObject_1, templateObject_2, templateObject_3, templateObject_4, templateObject_5, templateObject_6, templateObject_7, templateObject_8, templateObject_9, templateObject_10, templateObject_11, templateObject_12, templateObject_13, templateObject_14, templateObject_15, templateObject_16, templateObject_17, templateObject_18, templateObject_19, templateObject_20, templateObject_21, templateObject_22, templateObject_23, templateObject_24, templateObject_25;
diff --git a/build/scripts/config.js b/build/scripts/config.js
index 1beb6e89..a79e99a6 100644
--- a/build/scripts/config.js
+++ b/build/scripts/config.js
@@ -56,6 +56,7 @@ exports.bannedWords = {
         "fanum tax", "gyatt", "rizz", "skibidi", //With love, DarthScion
         //>:( -dart
         "uwu", //lol
+        // why?? why the uwu??? -starkatt
         "nig" + "ger", "nig" + "ga", "niger", "ni8" + "8er", "nig" + "gre", //our apologies to citizens of the Republic of Niger
         "негр", "ниггер",
         "re" + "tard",
diff --git a/src/commands/general.ts b/src/commands/general.ts
index 12d4c039..d700e773 100644
--- a/src/commands/general.ts
+++ b/src/commands/general.ts
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ import { FColor, FishServer, Gamemode, rules, text } from "/config";
 import { command, commandList, fail, formatArg, Perm, Req } from "/frameworks/commands";
 import type { FishCommandData } from "/frameworks/commands/types";
 import { Menu } from "/frameworks/menus";
-import { capitalizeText, Duration, escapeTextDiscord, StringBuilder, StringIO, to2DArray } from "/funcs";
+import { capitalizeText, Duration, escapeTextDiscord, StringBuilder, StringIO, to2DArray, setToArray } from "/funcs";
 import { FishEvents, fishPlugin, fishState, ipPortPattern, recentWhispers, tileHistory, uuidPattern } from "/globals";
 import { FMap } from "/maps";
 import { FishPlayer } from "/players";
@@ -1237,5 +1237,48 @@ ${a.hidden ? "This achievement is secret." : ""}\
 			}
 		}
 	},
+
+	report: {
+		args: ["target:player"],
+		description: 'Report a player to staff with a selected reason.',
+		perm: Perm.chat,
+		requirements: ({sender}) => sender.hasPerm("trusted") ? [Req.cooldown(5_000)] : [Req.cooldown(Duration.minutes(2))],
+		async handler({args: {target}, sender, outputSuccess, outputFail, f}) {
+			if(target === sender) fail('You cannot report yourself.');
+			if(target.ranksAtLeast("manager")) fail(`This user cannot be reported in-game.`);
+
+			const reasons = [
+				'Griefing',
+				'False votekick',
+				'Harassment',
+				'Inappropriate content',
+				'Spam',
+				'Other', //TODO: use the text input menu
+			];
+			if(target.hasPerm("mod")) reasons.push('Admin Abuse');
+			if(Gamemode.sandbox()) reasons.push("Lag machine");
+			const reason = await Menu.menu(
+				'Report Reason',
+				`Select a reason for reporting ${target.name}`,
+				reasons,
+				sender,
+				{ includeCancel: true }
+			);
+
+			await Menu.confirm(sender, `Are you sure you want to report player ${target.cleanedName}? This action will notify staff members.`);
+
+			const message = escapeTextDiscord(
+`[In-game report] Server: ${Gamemode.name()}
+Issuer: ${sender.cleanedName}
+Target: ${target.cleanedName}${target.hasPerm("mod") ? ' (Admin)' : ''}
+Reason: ${reason}
+${text.reportsPing}`);
+
+			api.sendStaffMessage(message, sender.name, (sent) => {
+				if(sent) outputSuccess(f`Report sent to staff: ${target.name} for "${reason}".`);
+				else outputFail('Failed to send report to staff. Please try again later.');
+			});
+		},
+	}
 	
 });
diff --git a/src/config.ts b/src/config.ts
index e0fb1653..cc3e09be 100644
--- a/src/config.ts
+++ b/src/config.ts
@@ -38,6 +38,7 @@ export const bannedWords: {
 		"fanum tax", "gyatt", "rizz", "skibidi", //With love, DarthScion
 		//>:( -dart
 		"uwu", //lol
+		// why?? why the uwu??? -starkatt
 		
 		"nig"+"ger", "nig"+"ga", "niger", "ni8"+"8er", "nig"+"gre", //our apologies to citizens of the Republic of Niger
 		"негр", "ниггер",