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+'use strict';
+
+/**
+ * @param {DubAPI} bot 
+ */
+module.exports = function(bot) {
+  fetch('https://api.queup.net/user/query/availabilty?username=smith') // this endpoint has a typo, lol
+    .then(res => {
+      if (res.ok) return res.json();
+      else throw new Error(res.status.toString());
+    })
+    .then(json => {
+      if (json.data.taken) {
+        bot.sendChat('No, someone still has the username Smith :rage:');
+      } else {
+        bot.sendChat(':exclamation: THE USERNAME SMITH IS AVAILABLE :exclamation:');
+      }
+    })
+    .catch(err => {
+      bot.log('error', 'BOT', `[!issmithavailableyet] ${err.message}`);
+      bot.sendChat('Bad request to username availability check...');
+    });
+};
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