From 82d8d737de9742a1c671294d943f074e59b9013d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Erik Dillingham Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2018 07:17:25 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] added calendar joke to one-liners --- data/one_liners.txt | 1 + 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+) diff --git a/data/one_liners.txt b/data/one_liners.txt index d97832e5f..397c85940 100644 --- a/data/one_liners.txt +++ b/data/one_liners.txt @@ -124,3 +124,4 @@ Why is your hand similar to a hardware store? Because it has nails. Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking? Because it's made of hide. Why isn't a koala bear a real bear? Because it doesn't have any koalafications. What do you call a pirate with a peg leg on ice? A protractor. +Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.