diff --git a/reasons.json b/reasons.json
index 34cc187..3312f48 100644
--- a/reasons.json
+++ b/reasons.json
@@ -1053,5 +1053,15 @@
   "Alas, I must decline.",
   "Declining this request sparks joy in me.",
   "I'm not ignoring you—I'm giving you a very clear 'no'.",
-  "Pretend I gave you a clever excuse and just take the 'no' as implied."
+  "Pretend I gave you a clever excuse and just take the 'no' as implied.",
+  "Unfortunately, I’ve already RSVP’d to a lifelong commitment to not doing that.",
+  "That request has been filed under ‘absolutely not’ and promptly deleted.",
+  "I’ve consulted my tarot cards, and they all flipped themselves face down in protest.",
+  "I’d love to, but I’ve just taken a vow of selective unavailability.",
+  "That sounds like a job for someone who isn’t me",
+  "That violates the terms and conditions of my existence.",
+  "I’ve checked with my future self, and they regretted saying yes—so I won’t.",
+  "“I’m in the middle of a very intense not-doing-that session.",
+  "My imaginary assistant said no on my behalf",
+  "I’ve got a conflict with my inner peace."
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