diff --git a/reasons.json b/reasons.json
index 34cc187..d13d48b 100644
--- a/reasons.json
+++ b/reasons.json
@@ -1053,5 +1053,7 @@
   "Alas, I must decline.",
   "Declining this request sparks joy in me.",
   "I'm not ignoring you—I'm giving you a very clear 'no'.",
-  "Pretend I gave you a clever excuse and just take the 'no' as implied."
+  "Pretend I gave you a clever excuse and just take the 'no' as implied.",
+  "Ei vitussa. That's Finnish for fuck no.",
+  "If you sincerely thought I might say yes, then you don't know me at all."
 ]
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