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peanutsx50/README.md
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┌─────────────────────────────────────────────┐
│  ⚰️  Medicine Graduate → Code Necromancer   │
│  🕯️  Freelance WordPress Developer          │
│  🗝️  Plugin Builder • Payment Alchemist     │
└─────────────────────────────────────────────┘

WordPress PHP WooCommerce Next.js


🕷️ THE DESCENT

    ____________________________________
   /                                    \
  |  "From healing bodies to healing   |
  |   broken code. Both require dark   |
  |   rituals and forbidden knowledge" |
   \____________________________________/
          \   ^__^
           \  (oo)\_______
              (__)\       )\/\
                  ||----w |
                  ||     ||

Festus — A clinical medicine graduate (December 2025) who traded the scalpel for the semicolon. Now I summon payment gateways and bind data to the mortal realm through WordPress incantations.

🌍 Dwelling: Kenya
🕯️ Current Curse: Building payment solutions & WordPress automation from the void
⚰️ Languages Spoken: PHP, Next.js, and the ancient tongues of REST APIs


🗝️ DARK ARTS & FORBIDDEN CRAFTS

⚔️ WordPress Conjuring

<?php
// Summoning custom functionality
function conjure_magic() {
    // Custom plugins
    // BuddyPress rituals
    // Theme manifestations
    // Performance enchantments
}
  • Custom WordPress plugins
  • Lightweight, cursed themes
  • BuddyPress integrations
  • Plugin necromancy & optimization

🛒 WooCommerce Alchemy

<?php
// Transmuting commerce into code
add_action('woocommerce_curse', function() {
    // Custom extensions
    // Payment gateway bindings
    // Checkout optimization
    // Subscription sorcery
});
  • Custom WooCommerce extensions
  • M-Pesa, Stripe, custom flows
  • Paywall implementations
  • Membership logic systems

💀 ARTIFACTS & RELICS

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┃ 💳 Payment Integration Grimoire              ┃
┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━  ┃
┃  • M-Pesa API summoning & automation         ┃
┃  • Multi-gateway payment orchestration       ┃
┃  • Paywall & content monetization curses     ┃
┃  • Transaction tracking & dark analytics     ┃
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

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┃ 🏚️ Business Web Constructs                   ┃
┃ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━  ┃
┃  • Static pages forged in darkness           ┃
┃  • Landing pages & corporate facades         ┃
┃  • Performance & security hexes              ┃
┃  • SEO optimization rituals                  ┃
┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┛

📜 THE CODEX

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│                                              │
│  🐘 PHP        ████████████░░░░  80%        │
│  ⚛️  Next.js    ██████░░░░░░░░░░  50%        │
│  🔧 WordPress  ██████████████░░  90%        │
│  💀 Git        ████████░░░░░░░░  65%        │
│  🕸️  APIs       ███████████░░░░░  75%        │
│                                              │
╰──────────────────────────────────────────────╯

🕯️ SUMMON ME

          _____________________
         /                     \
        /  Need a WordPress     \
       /   sorcerer? A payment   \
      /    system whisperer?      \
     /_____________________________ \

Email LinkedIn GitHub


⚰️ MEMENTO MORI

"I moved from diagnosing patients to debugging code.
Both require precision, logic, and the acceptance
that nothing works on the first try."

┌─────────────────────────────────────────┐
│                                         │
│   Building. Breaking. Fixing. Shipping. │
│                                         │
│         In darkness, we compile.        │
│                                         │
└─────────────────────────────────────────┘

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